| Ali, prilagodio sam se cestama. | But I have fully adjusted to the road. |
| Volim hotele. | I like hotels. |
| Uživam u onim malim sapunima. | I enjoy tiny soap. |
| pravim se da je normalni sapun, a da su mi mišići ogromni. | I pretend that it's normal soap and my muscles are huge. |
| i uvijek možeš vidjeti kad si u dobrom, luksuznom hotelu kad je tv zavidan na čeličnu šipku zavarenu u zidu. | And you can always tell when you're in a fine quality luxury hotel when the TV is bolted to a solid steel beam and welded into the wall. |
| Da li je to velik problem u hoteljerstvu? | Is this a big problem in the hotel business? |
| Ljudi dolaze na recepciju: Želio bih se odjaviti. | People coming up to the desk: I'd like to check out. |
| Glavna stvar je kupaonica, tuš, to mora biti dobro. | The main thing is the bathroom, the shower, that's gotta be good. |
| Zato ne volim odsjedati s ljudima na putovanjima. | That's why I don't like to stay with people on the road. |
| Ne želim biti u tuđim tuševima. | I don't want to be in other people's showers. |
| ne znam upravljati s njima. | I don't know how to operate them. |
| Nikad ne možete dobro podesiti toplu vodu. | You can never get the ratios right on the dials. |
| ponekad je djelić centimetra, a nekad par stupnjeva. | Sometimes a 16th of an inch is a thousand degrees. |
| Morate se skloniti s puta vode. | You gotta get out of the way of the water. |
| -Uvijek je ta mala dlaka na zidu. | There's always that little hair stuck on the wall, too. |
| I želite je maknuti, ali je ne želite dirati. | And you wanna get rid of it but you don't wanna touch it. |
| kao prvo ne znam ni kako je dospjela tako visoko. | I don't know how it got up that high in the first place. |
| Možda ima svoj život. | Maybe it's got a life of its own. |
| Pa morate nišaniti s tušem u dlaku... | So you gotta aim the shower head at the hair... |
| to nikad ne uspijeva. | That never works. |
| Morate uzeti lavandin vode it tuša pa onda po dlaci. | You gotta get a pool of water from under the shower and over to the hair. |
| Spuštati je dio po dio. | Get it down a foot at a time like this. |
| Dlaka se ne da. | The hair is hanging on. |
| Ali... moramo voditi ove bitke. | But... we have to fight these battles. |
| Samo smo u kupaonici. | We're all alone in the bathroom. |
| Šta god pošlo po krivu moramo se nositi s tim. | Whatever goes wrong you have to handle it. |
| Da li ste ikad bili na velikoj zabavi, otišli u kupaonicu, pustili vodu, voda se počne dizati... | Did you ever go to a big party, go into the bathroom, flush the toilet, the water starts coming up... |
| To je najstrašniji trebutak u ljudskom životu. | This is the most frightening moment in the life of a human being. |
| Napravili biste sve da je zaustavite. | You'll do anything to stop this. |
